T-Shirts

Description: The updated and complete version of the best dating chart ever made. Understand what the opposite sex wants! Study it!

Description: The chart from the original Zones video. This chart will open your eyes to how men and women choose each other. Updated with nice clean fonts!

Description: It is my logo. You like it because you like me.

Description: It is my logo. You like it because you like me. I took the words off in case you don't like them.

Description: The Not-People Zone is when you don't exist. You are a thing in the background. Remind everyone that you are aware.

Description: The Not-People Zone is when you don't exist. You are a thing in the background. Remind everyone that you are aware.

Description: They make me post it over and over.

Description: They make me post it over and over.

Description: A little map of how the government helps women get equality, which they love so much that it makes them look down on men. This one has no logo, in case you like it that way.

Description: A little map of how the government helps women get equality, which they love so much that it makes them look down on men.

Description: The Not-People zone is where you are when women see you as background noise. Wear it proudly. Or in shame. Whatever.

Description: Most of us are Not People to most women. Tell people you're aware of it! It's funny.

Description: This is how you grow your mind. Think about thoughts. Yours and other people's. Where do they come from?

Description: This is how you grow your mind. Think about thoughts. Yours and other people's. Where do they come from?

Description: You should be more than an empty space that needs stuff

Description: You should be more than an empty space that needs stuff

Description: She's gonna do it. They all do it unless they're scared you'll dump them (you have to be a movie star basically). So this is how you win.

Description: She's gonna do it. They all do it unless they're scared you'll dump them (you have to be a movie start basically). So this is how you win.

Description: This is called an "engineering triangle." It demonstrates the physical limitations of a system. If you go to a mechanic, you want the work done well, fast, and cheap... but you can only pick two. Women can only pick two of these... but they want 'em all!

Description: This is called an "engineering triangle." It demonstrates the physical limitations of a system. If you go to a mechanic, you want the work done well, fast, and cheap... but you can only pick two. Women can only pick two of these... but they want 'em all!

Description: 12 feet tall. 12 pack. 12 figures. It's the bare minimum.

Description: 12 feet tall. 12 pack. 12 figures. It's the bare minimum.

Description: Women be shoppin'

Description: Women be shoppin'

Description: What do YOU bring to the table? If you watch my content, you'll be able to say "self-awareness and strength of character." A lot of people just say "Me! Tee hee!" How irritating.

Description: What do YOU bring to the table? If you watch my content, you'll be able to say "self-awareness and strength of character." A lot of people just say "Me! Tee hee!" How irritating.

Description: It's your girlfriend/wife holding a phone and being angry. It's a story we all know about. Buy it for her. See what happens.

Description: It's your girlfriend/wife holding a phone and being angry. It's a story we all know about. Buy it for her. See what happens.

Description: Show your involuntary devotion to "equality."

Description: Show your involuntary devotion to "equality."

Description: Das ist ein Apfel. Ich habe es in seinem vollkommensten Zustand gezeichnet. Den Apfel, der als Überraschung zwischen meinen anderen, wichtigeren Zeichnungen auftaucht, kann man als Apfelknopf, als Appleshirt oder sogar als Apfeltüte kaufen.